I am a married father of two wonderful (if not rambunctious) boys. For most of my life I have been opinionated about nearly everything and I am an exceptionally funny human being (some would say irritatingly sarcastic, and they are welcome to have their on opinions).

This blog is a place for me to opine on any number of topics, from food to humor to politics. My goal is to entertain and to keep people coming back for more. I’m never satisfied with things the way they are, so expect a steady stream of changes.