I’ll admit it, I’m one of those people who actually watches Big Brother. I don’t share this fact with many people, so shhhh!

I’m not going to recap the premiere episode because let’s face it, there are tons of other sites for that kinda thing. This season does look a lot better than last years, but I really wish they would stop bringing in old house guests. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST! Unless they bring back Crazy James from about nine years ago, I somehow identified with him…

Anyway, I’m terrible with names. Just ask my wife Cathy. Or is it Kelly? Whatever, she knows who she is. But since my ability to keep track of names is so terrible, I’m keeping my own list of nicknames for this season’s house guests. Frankly, it will be easier this way. Real names just get in the way.

For those of you who follow the show, you’ll notice that I just ignored the poor SOB who got kicked off in the first episode. Knowing my luck, he’ll come back later in another damn twist. Whatever..

Big Brother 19 cast image from CBS